06/08/2026
๐จ NEW PRODUCT ALERT ๐จ
After years of hearing... "I just need a logo." ... I've finally decided to give the people exactly what they want.
Introducing the Just a Logo Starter Pack โ
For the incredibly affordable price of R499, you'll receive:
โ A logo.
โ Your logo on a hat.
โ Your logo on a T-shirt.
โ Your logo on a tote bag.
โ Your logo on a mug.
โ Your logo on pretty much anything that sits still long enough.
What's not included?
โ Brand strategy.
โ Visual identity.
โ Brand personality.
โ Messaging.
โ Recognition.
โ The answer to "Why isn't my marketing working?"
Because here's the thing...
A logo isn't a brand. It's one piece of a much bigger puzzle.
The businesses people remember aren't remembered because they have a nice logo. They're remembered because every part of their brand is designed to remembered and recognised.
I mean, just look at Checkers | South Africa ๐... Flipping chef's kiss!
The story behind the hat...
Brandon (my fiancรฉ) and I were wandering around East Rand Mall one afternoon looking for a few things for the kitchen when we somehow ended up in a China shop's clothing section.
Sitting on the shelf were rows and rows of bucket hats in different colours, each one proudly printed with "YOUR LOGO"
I laughed out loud. Then I immediately put one in the trolley. I knew it was destined to become content, and something Iโll probably wear out.
Sometimes inspiration doesn't come from a brainstorming session... Sometimes it comes from a random aisle in a shop ๐
(Disclaimer: This is satire. The Starter Pack isn't real... although the hat definitely is ๐
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