01/09/2026
Real talk: Every street squad has at least one of these three 😂⚽👇
💥 THE ANKLESMASHER: Doesn’t look at the ball. Only looks at your shins. If you get past him, it’s because he let you.
🏃💨 THE NEYMAR: 50 step-overs, 3 fake shots, and a rainbow flick… all inside his own half. Never passes, always styles.
👻 THE GHOST: Showed up to the court, but nobody has seen him track back to play defense since 2022.
Tag your teammates below and assign them their correct role. Don't lie! 🫵
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