07/09/2026
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We leave our parents' homes to go and have s*x in our own homes, court tells Lusaka wife
THE Matero Local Court in Lusaka has told a 44 year old wife who denies her husband his conjugal rights that the reason individuals leave their parents' homes to marry and live elsewhere is because of s*x.
This is in a matter in which Kennedy Njobvu, 57, sued his wife, Catherine Kaseluka, for denying him s*x despite her tendency to wear G-strings, the kind of underwear with a very narrow strip of fabric at the back which leaves the rear end of a woman exposed.
Kennedy said Catherine had developed a habit of wearing G-strings in bed but denied him the right to quench his s*xual thirst.
Like Moses in the Bible, Kennedy could only see the Promised Land but could not enter it, as a Joshua in the form of their tenant had allegedly managed to lead and cross into his wife's child-bearing "Canaan."
The distraught husband narrated that ever since the couple welcomed a tenant named Mwansa, his wife had changed into a seductress who could wear bumshots outside their semi-detached house (mudada) and wear G-strings in bed.
However, despite looking all s*xy, Kennedy lamented that his wife had put him in the worst drought, one not caused by deforestation or climate change and unfortunately had no alternatives for it.
He accused Catherine of sleeping with their tenant, Mwansa, after sharing that there was a day she went outside around 23:00 hours, spent an hour there and came back inside while rushing to wash her honeypot in the bathroom.
After investigations that surpassed the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), it was discovered that Catherine had been spreading her legs like a bonfire (chimbilimbili) for Mwansa.
"I used to wonder why all of a sudden she started wearing G-strings until I found her with our tenant Mwansa outside around 24:00 hours. On this day, she was wearing a bumshot and immediately she entered the house, she went straight to the bathroom to wash her private parts. This continued for days but all she could ever say was that Mwansa was complaining about a fault in his house," explained Kennedy.
"I then asked her, 'Why can't he tell me, his fellow man, about the problem?' She answered that because I'm never home, Mwansa is more familiar with her. Your Honour, I then started wondering whom those G-strings were for if she was refusing to be touched. One day she even said, 'I can't have s*x with you because you are way too old for me.' Yes, I'm 13 years older, but does it mean she didn't know before marrying me?"
In her defence, Catherine, who seemed to be a woman of few words, shared that she had lost interest in being touched where she was because her husband's s*xual appetite was not one to be considered normal, as he sometimes could even demand to enter her sweet fountain when she was paying her red monthly bills, the only bills women are forced to pay, no matter what.
"Another problem is that he's just too jealous. Our male tenants can't even greet me in peace because all he will ever say is I'm dating them. I'm tired too," she told the court.
Magistrate Harriet Mulenga said the couple was too childish for each other and seemed not to understand the solemnity of marriage and divorced them.
Like P-Square's Peter and Rude Boy, the husband and wife went their solo ways.
"I don't think a marriage can end because of your wife wearing G-strings and bumshots. There are no grounds for divorce. I don't know why I should divorce you because of a G-string. I won't force you to continue living together since you have claims of infidelity. Divorce is granted. You are saying your wife refuses s*x, I want to tell her that s*x is about marriage. That's why you leave your parents' house to go and have s*x in your own house. Custody of the children is given to the mother, with K1,500 monthly maintenance. The plot you have together, I have given it to the wife and the children," ordered Magistrate Mulenga.
By Catherine P**e
Kalemba, September 7, 2026
