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Natha lawomanzi akalabungozi
05/01/2025

Natha lawomanzi akalabungozi

Formula for lobola
02/01/2025

Formula for lobola

23/12/2024

Guys that are never single

1.Owindi
2.Taxi drivers
3.Nyaope boys
4.Abathengisa u🍻🍻

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT for those who will be drinking BUT NOT BUYING during Drinking Season :1. Show maximum Respect the bu...
14/12/2024

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT for those who will be drinking BUT NOT BUYING during Drinking Season :

1. Show maximum Respect the buyer. Call him Bazungu, chief , munene, chairman, boss,etc...

2. Greet the buyer before you sit.

3. Incase the buyer's phone goes off due to battery empty,quickly put his simcard in your phone and yours in the empty safaricom wallet. You can't be entirely useless.

4. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.

5. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

6. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.

7. Buyer's jokes are always funny, so you must laugh out loud.

8. If there is only one lady at the table she belongs to the buyer.

9. When the buyer fights, fight; even if you are skinny and weak, my friend, fight! Even when the buyer is losing the fight ..fight Bro.

10. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink.

11. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drink.

12. The Buyer reserves the right of choice of where to drink. And if he asks your opinion give him variety but don't make decision..

13. if the Buyer becomes drunk you too become drunk.

14. If the Buyer hates the waiter you too hate the waiter.

15. If the Buyer decides to go home you too go home.

12/12/2024

Which food is nicer Slender meat or thick porridge
🤔

06/12/2024

Son:Dad sengsiya out kuDate
Dad: well done mafana.Ulayo imali
Son:Don't worry he will pay
😭😭😭😭

25/11/2024

Kings and Queens ngilombuzi.

Do you go to club or bar with your Mrs?

10 commandments of December1. We are all single whether you are married, engaged or in a relationship 2. Thou shalt not ...
23/11/2024

10 commandments of December

1. We are all single whether you are married, engaged or in a relationship
2. Thou shalt not December if pregnant or breastfeeding.
3. When going to groove, nothing is for free.
ii. Pay in fuel, alcohol, cash or kind. No excuses like swipe or ecocash.
iii.(For men).If you don't have cash bring chicks
4. Once you are left behind thou shalt not ask for location
5. All non drinkers to stay in doors
6. Bath at all times.
7. Ladies to wear g-string or nothing.
8. Thou shalt not sanitize when it's action .
9. Thou shalt use money for rent and school fees. We must all have January disease.
10. Thou shalt clear chats and repent in January. What happens in December stays in December.

23/11/2024

Last year year my girlfriend went to the rural areas for December. She came back in Jabuary with an iPhone12 and brazillan wig.
Her family is united. 😊😊

23/11/2024

1December imota yomchimbi ithi 55kg and below

Asambeni🔥🔥

23/11/2024

Ngikhathazekile kungabe kusitshoni ukuphupha usipha igf imali efika $2 😭

21/11/2024

A woman who knows what she wants will never eat more than 3 slices of bread

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