14/10/2026
I think my clients at Balfour and Wright Crutching need to go work at Saatchi and Saatchi writing ad copy lol. For a top crutching team talk to these lads, they'll get your ewes sorted.
Don’t touch your own crutch, get in touch with the Crutch Touchers.
The biblical drought that the media put the s**ts up the nations cockies with hasn’t arrived yet, that de ja vue disappointment of the Warriors 2026 season is waning, springs in full swing, and no doubt everyone’s ewes are spouting more s**t than Chloe Swarbruck when quizzed on a fiscal plan.
Bookings are starting to come in for our busy November/December period, give us a tingle and get in before ya neighbour does.
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Looking forward to catching up with everyone over the next few months.
Keep it filthy ya bastards, Touchers.