The Rooster Report

08/27/2026

Get em!

🚨BREAKING: The federal government has filed suit against Washington state for providing in-state tuition to illegal aliens.

08/24/2026

Spider Wider Mike got the full , Oregon special yesterday. 👀 🤡

Outside the show this big red-shirted LARPer with the bike helmet, black mask, megaphone, and stick decided it was time to start something. Dude’s been out here for years playing tough guy at every protest, talking reckless, swinging on people… and yesterday the streets finally swung back.
He gets squared up, starts the usual tough-guy pointing and yelling, then some regular dude just folds him. Straight down the steps. Big Spider Mike goes tumbling like a human bowling ball and ends up crawling around the Keller Fountain looking like a beached whale that lost a bet.

Helmet still on. Stick somewhere in the bushes. Dignity left the chat.

Portland’s finest Antifa tough guy got turned into fountain content in under 30 seconds. Absolute cinema.

07/12/2026

🚨 Portland, July 11 — A violent man tried to attack a conservative female live streamer on the street before a bystander stepped in to protect her.

The incident happened in a public area near Pioneer Square. The video shows the aggressor — a man in a yellow sleeveless shirt — becoming highly agitated and confrontational. He appears to target the female streamer, who was live streaming at the time.

A man quickly intervenes to shield her. The situation turns physical, and the aggressor ends up on the ground near a fence with his belongings scattered. Police arrive shortly after and take control of the scene, speaking with everyone involved as bystanders watch.

07/01/2026

Welcome to Portland, Oregon.

This is what the city looks like on a random night while the rest of the country sleeps. Masked militants in full black bloc gear scaling buildings like it’s normal. Antifa flags waving. “F**K ICE,” “KILL NAZIS,” and “ACAB” scrawled across everything in sight. Chalk on the street spelling out the usual death cult slogans. A crowd of them gathered below filming and cheering like it’s a fu***ng sporting event.

This isn’t protest. This is organized low-level warfare against the remnants of civilized order, and it’s been running 24/7 in Portland for years with almost zero real pushback from the people in charge.

These aren’t revolutionaries. They’re LARPing brownshirts with trust funds and TikTok accounts who discovered that if you put on enough black clothes and scream the right slogans, the media will call you “anti-fascist” while you act exactly like fascists — enforcing speech codes with bricks and fireworks, attacking anyone who disagrees, and treating federal buildings like their personal jungle gym.

Portland used to be a punchline about rain and craft beer. Now it’s the clearest example in America of what happens when you let ideological extremists and soft-on-crime politicians run a city into the ground. The buildings get tagged, the streets get chalked with calls for violence, and the cops get told to stand down while the cameras roll.

The video doesn’t need commentary. It just needs to be seen.

This is the “progressive utopia” they keep promising everyone else. Enjoy it — or get the hell out while you still can.

06/30/2026

🚨 The County DA’s office is STILL corrupt as hell — even after the personnel changes.

On March 5th, Spider Mike (Michael James Duntley) got charged with three misdemeanors for his conduct at the facility:

• Recklessly Endangering Another Person (Class A)
• Criminal Mischief in the Second Degree (Class A)
• Disorderly Conduct in the Second Degree (Class 😎

He was on camera. The video is right here — the signs, the chaos, the whole scene. Clear evidence.

He didn’t even retain an attorney.

Instead, the STATE — the DA’s own office — wrote and filed a motion to dismiss EVERY SINGLE CHARGE. The court granted it on May 5th. By May 6th it was a general dismissal. Warrant recalled. All gone.

They excused their own guy.

This is the same office that was supposed to be different after the old regime. Same selective enforcement. Same political protection racket for the people who show up at ICE facilities to harass federal operations, block roads, write “F**k ICE” on the ground, and play revolutionary while everyone else deals with the fallout.

Biased? Obviously. Two-tiered “justice” in real time. If the roles were reversed and it was someone they didn’t like on camera doing this, they’d be stacking charges and leaking it to the press. But when it’s one of their ideological useful idiots, p**f — motion to dismiss, no lawyer even needed.

Absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.
Portland keeps getting the same result because the rot didn’t leave with the last DA. It’s institutional. They pick winners and losers based on politics, not law.

If you’re still pretending this is normal or “reform,” you’re lying to yourself.

Drop your thoughts below. How much longer are we supposed to pretend this is ?

06/29/2026

Seattle, June 18th. Fellow Northwest patriots out in the streets where the cult is strongest.

CHILDREN ARE NEVER BORN IN THE WRONG BODY.

While the medical-industrial complex, captured “health” orgs, and their foot soldiers push the biggest lie of our time — that healthy kids need their bodies chemically castrated and surgically mutilated to match a delusion — these men and women are standing there with the truth on a sign.

The Cass Review already torched the evidence base in the UK. European countries are restricting or banning this for minors. Detransitioners are piling up with destroyed bodies, infertility, and regret. Whistleblowers from inside the clinics have been screaming it for years. But in America the machine keeps grinding because ideology and profit demand it.
This is what pushback looks like in Seattle. No LARPing. No soyboy theater. Just the line being held.

06/28/2026

Violent leftists losing it!

06/28/2026

Seattle Park Showdown Caught on Video!

A group was peacefully walking and filming through Cal Anderson Park in Seattle’s Capitol Hill area when they ran into trouble.

An activist dressed in a dramatic cat-ear headpiece, gothic makeup, and dark outfit reportedly lost it — yelling aggressively and throwing multiple objects, including a large canister, at the group.

The person appeared to believe the public park belonged to them, confronting the walkers for simply being there and recording.

The entire tense encounter was captured on shaky handheld video as the group kept moving through the green lawns, paths, and iconic park features.

Public spaces should be open to everyone without fear of harassment. What do you think about incidents like this?

Drop your thoughts below 👇

Would you keep filming or walk away?

05/09/2026

Copy that!