Chronically Online with Rylan Benèt

08/27/2026

Disney weddings are magical… but apparently the magic comes with an invoice. 🏰💸😭

Listen, I love Disney. I love a fairytale. But Cinderella never mentioned a service charge.

Would you spend $35K+ on a Disney wedding? 👀🏰

08/18/2026

And speaking of Disney Adults… we need to talk about the internet’s latest main character: Babytonii99😭🏰

Her interactions with Peter Pan have pulled in MILLIONS of views, and had people debating everything from character performer boundaries to whether we should just let people enjoy things.

But after actually going through her older content… there’s way more to Toni than the viral Peter Pan clips.

What do y’all think?

07/18/2026

before there were movies, video games, endless theories, and entire YouTube channels dedicated to it...

there was just one weird image posted online. and to think... all of this started with a single image and a comment thread.

do you remember the first time you saw the Backrooms? 👀

07/17/2026

Just another peaceful morning at Costco until Pokemon cards entered the chat.

06/22/2026

it's kind of unsettling, isn't it? 👀

how something that started as childhood nostalgia can change the moment money, scarcity, and obsession enter the picture.

one minute it's your favorite cards from when you were a kid.

the next... people are fighting in stores, clearing shelves, and treating cardboard like it's the stock market. 😭

i talk about this exact shift in my video and honestly, the deeper i dug, the weirder it got.

👉 do you think Pokémon card collecting is still a hobby, or has it become something else entirely?


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02/14/2026

02/12/2026

hey y’all 💌

thank u for voting on which episode should drop next and y’all said “give us the tea” because Sad Truth of Influencer Couples took the win 👀

so here’s the lineup:
1️⃣ Sad Truth of Influencer Couples (you chose chaos, I respect it)
2️⃣ Pokémon TCG Crimes
3️⃣ TraxNYC & Jewelry Crimes

and plot twist… Sad Truth of Influencer Couples is already live on Spotify.
>>> https://open.spotify.com/episode/0CaSe4s51KiGG95VhpJphQ?si=ag398IGERimRkQeX04fyIA

u can be early and hear it first over there 🎧
OR wait patiently for the visuals to drop here on YouTube very soon.

02/02/2026

The Epstein files finally drop and they’re… heavily redacted 🕳️✂️
�And now people are clocking how an episode of Law & Order: SVU in 2011 was already touching on themes that didn’t fully come out until YEARS later.

02/02/2026

be honest: was Dream Academy actually a survival show, or were some debuts pre-planned and the rest of the girls just getting soft-launched elsewhere?

01/29/2026

have u watched Tell Me Lies, and if not, what are you waiting for?